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Green eyesby ~MizzFury
I ThoughtWhen you held my hand, looked me in the eye and said you loved me, I honestly thought I loved you too. When you stood behind me and told me I was beautiful I couldn't help but smile. Nothing else mattered but you and me. The entire world fell to pieces behind our love because none of it mattered anymore. You and I were to take on the world by storm and there was nothing anyone could do to stop it. When I looked into your eyes I though I saw love. I'd run my hands through your fresh curly perm and ignore the fact that everyone made fun of your hair Your face used to be clean and fresh and your lips fulI Thought
by ~MizzFury
I'm not pregnantMan and girl get on bus. Man takes a seat and then looks at girl's stomachI'm not pregnant
Man: You look tired. You should really take this seat. Girl: Nah it's alright, I only have a few stops to go. Man: No honestly I insist Girl: I can't. You obviously need it more than me. Man: Excuse me Girl: You look in your sixties, thereabout.
(man ignores comment)
Man: Honestly a girl in your condition shouldn't be standing on the bus, no matter how many stops till you get off Girl: Excuse me, my condition? Man: Yeah, you're pregnant aren't you? Girl: Err... no! Man: Suuuurr
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- Interests: Music, stuff, music, have i said stuff yet
- Favourite movie: Bridge to Terabithia (it made me cry ok)
- Favourite band or musician: I can't choose, there are so many different artists out there with great music!!!!
- Favourite genre of music: R'n'B
- Favourite artist: Gauguin (take dat van gogh)
- Favourite poet or writer: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
- Favourite photographer: da 1 that at least has a camera
- Favourite style of art: Photography (because u don't actually have to draw)
- MP3 player of choice: my phone
- Shell of choice: u wat
- Skin of choice: er... my skin (unless u wanna start discriminating)
- Favourite game: Sims 2 (soon to be Sims 3)
- Favourite gaming platform: PC & DS (don't make me choose)
- Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants (happy tenth birthday Spongey boy)
- Personal Quote: oh u nincompoop
- Tools of the Trade: My phone and pencils.
- Email: getlost@hotmail.co.uk
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He's mine!
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Not that he knows.
You just remember that!
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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